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Solo Ghetto8月13日 Read.... Quote from one of the senior drivers' signature
"...I recommend books. People who don't know what they're talking about are less likely to write a book about the subject...."
If you don't agree with this, you have problems, go figure  1月4日 How does everybody think these?1) What is a KISS? It's an upper PREPARATION for a lower INVASION that will lead to further PENETRATION with fast ACCELERATION that will build next GENERATION. 2) Latest Statistics: What men do after sex? 2% eat. 3% smoke cigarettes. 4% take shower.5% go to sleep. 86% get up and go back home to their wives. 3) Why is your dick better than a credit card? 1.Once spent recharges itself. 2.It is accepted worldwide. 3.You can let your wife use it as much as she wants. 4) LITTLE GIRL: Mommy, I just found out that our neigh bor's son has a penis like a peanut! MUM: You mean it's small? LITTLE GIRL: No it's salty!!! 5) A couple recently married was happy with the whole thing. He was happy with the hole, and she was happy with the thing. 6) A man was carrying 3 babies in a train. The lady sitting next to him asked: Are they your babies? MAN: No,I work in a condom factory and these are customer COMPLAINTS. 7) Women top 5 lies: 5. I am a virgin. 4. It is so big. 3. I can't do that to my best friend. 2. I won't gain weight after marriage 1. I am coming! I am coming!!! 8) A guy goes up to a girl in a bar and says: You want to play magic. She says: What is that? He says: We go Home, screw, and then you disappear. 9) What is the closest thing to a woman's period? Your SALARY... It comes once a month, lasts 4 or 5 days, and if it doesn't come, you are F*CKED!!! 10 ) Teacher asked: Which part of the body goes to heaven first? A Kid replied : The legs...because everynight I see my mum's legs up high and screaming "OH GOD! I'M COMING". 11) Teacher: Why did you bring your cat to school? Pupil : Because I heard my sister's boyfriend say "TONIGHT I WILL EAT YOUR PUSSY". 12) What's the difference between a panty and a stage curtain?? Answer : When you pull down the stage curtain, show is over, but when you pull down the PANTY... IT'S SHOWTIME. 13) AGES OF VAGINA: &n bsp; -16 to 19 BRAND NEW. -20 TO 28 SLIGHTLY USED -29 TO 36 SECOND HAND -37 TO 45 SUBJECT TO REPAIR -46 TO 55 FOR LUBRICATION -56 TO 60 TOTAL WRECK -61 TO 70 CLOSED FOR RENOVATION!!!!!!! 14) MUM: Didn't I tell you if stranger touches your breast say "DON'T". And if he touches your pussy say STOP! GIRL : But mum, he touched both, so I told him DON'T STOP!!!!" 15) GIRLS REACTION TO PENIS SIZES 9 INCHES - Oh Shit, pain!! 7 INCHES - Oh, I'm in heaven 6 INCHES - OH PERFECT 5 INCHES - UMMMM OK 4 INCHES - PUSH MORE 3 INCHES - IS THAT IN??? 2 INCHES - IDIOT!! JUST USE YOUR TONGUE!!! |
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